Well..... I thought it was all going very nicely today. A good nights sleep was had by all, we got out of the house without too many tantrums and then met up with Other Half and an old friend for a lovely lunch.
Old friend does not have children yet but I think he might aspire to one day in the not too distant future. Pity he wasn't here whilst I stood in the kitchen chopping up a melon just now. I think the conversation went something like this but forgive me if it's not word for word as I'm still a little traumatised.
Small Child: "Mummy I need a wee"
Me: "Off you go upstairs then and give me a shout if you need me"
Small Child: "OK"
Small Child: "Mummy......"
Small Child: "There's something really heavy in my pants"
The nappy days weren't that long ago but I'll tell you this much....I really don't miss them!